Yes,Best Picture Of The Day. OH MY GOD,RETARDED. Hahahahahaha,Suckas~
This ain't no photoshop ma pussies.Its real.Fresh.Awesome.Sexy.Pretty.Natural and awe-inspiringly one of the hottest person i do not know and have taken a photo with.You must be like "LOSER".Well,FUCK YOU. Hahahhaha. I don't give a shit. LOLS-MYS-BALLS-OFFS.
The "pretty monument" was found outside ION orchard to at a Ferrari Exhibition where she was caught taking pictures with other people too^^Great Night It Has Been~!
Me,Bryan,???,???,??? and Stanley.I totally forgotten the names of the 3girls in the middle.One of them even thought my name "Lek" was thai and i was a thai.Well,NO and farck yew. HAHAHAH.Omg,i'm on like a swearing spree today.Somebody stop me~! You Cheese Bye Car~ Put-Key-Mark-Cow_1_ WOOOOOHOOOO,*ejaculates* haha.
I'm no pervert.Speaking of "ejaculation" have u read the news recently about this dude who was on the SBS bus and his "HOLY MOMMA OF JESUS CHRIST SAKES HAR-LEH-LOO-YAR" rubbed against a woman's leg or whatever body part of hers.And did you know what happen?That sick-ass ejaculated in his pants. -JIZZ-IN-MY-PANTS- How pathetic can it be to the thought of ever having the idea or the simplest mindset to "cum-on-the-bus"FAIL~!OK,yea so thats all for the SBS(Side-By-Side) we shall jizz story.

Its The 25th ya'll and guess what.Today is my last day being deployed as an Ambassador.And is also the start of the F1 pre-runs.Awesome isn't it.Too bad,we were being deployed at ION for four days in a row and haven't got a chance to be able to be deployed to the racing village a.k.a OH MY GOD,RETARDEDly.awesome.place.to.be.deployed.to.

A great day it has been too.As before that.I went to watch "The Ugly Truth" together with Estelle.Vanessa's sick.Poor little psycho i-wanna-dragon girl.Please rest well for we have drinking to do tomorrow.HAHAH.

Next Movie:PHOBIA2-Yes!time to scare my balls out of my sack so i can own in hopscoth-FAIL

Joke Of The Day:
A very THRIFTY man was on his deathbed.His family gathered round to share his final moments.
"Wife,where are you?"
"I'm here darling.. ..."She Replied
"Son,where are you?"
"I'm here too dad... ..."He Replied
"And Daughter,Where are you?"
"I'm here Dad,right by your side... .."She Said
"OK,if you're all here why is the light on in the kitchen?" -FAIL(adapted from RD's May2008)

Me,Gail And Serene (http://www.yesthatisherrealname.com/):

Posing In ION's F1 Display Centre:

At The "Pit-Stop" Infront Of ION Is Me,Lekis Camelton^^

Yea,today was probably one of the funnest days being deployed. The pictures above were taken on Day1.Antiques you can call em.Haha.Today,it was time to say GOODBYE to my dear friends Gail,MeiChin,MinYi as today was their last day being deployed.For me and Stanley...we've still got 1more day.FRIDAY,which we shall make it the bestest best bester besterder day ever~!

Daily Rants And Wishes:

My iPhone has been eliminated from my life however the "beautiful" odour of "shitcrap" has been imprinted onto it.

Therefore... ...

I WISH FOR A HTC HERO!!!

Joke Of The Day:
www.youtube.com/kskaii - FAIL~!

The Orchard ION CLAN:
Group Photo Of Day 2 Ambassadors:
Serene (www.ithinkthatishername.com) ,Gail,Stanley And Me Outside ION
Ok,so lets start off with today's post.
Practically,it was a very slack-ish day as our supposed amount of free gifts we were supposed to give out were greatly reduced as STB is "cutting-cost" Hahahaha.
We only has 1 carton of free gifts including posters and post cards and were told to slowly give them out from a timing of 5-9pm.Which was rather pathetic as... ...
on the first day we could give out a whole carton is lesser than 30minutes.
However,
I've met two new friends today.The two girls on the 3rd picture.
They were nice people and we had alot of JACOB jokes going on in between us.

Supposedly we were only allowed to go for a 10min break every 30minutes.
However due to the OMGRETARDED amount STB gave us,we were in SLACK LAND and went for a 50minute break in which my friend Stanley had to gobble down his half plate of Nasi Padang/Briyani and 2Pieces Of Murtabak~!(ION sells really great Prata at Basement4,i reckon any prata-hunters should really give this place a shot and rate^^)

So the day ended with me going rollerblading with that "special someone" and in the end being able to collect what i was suppose to collect back from a very good friend of mine the day before.
Today's Results:PASS

and i forgot.

This morning while i was busy preparing for my F1 ambassador cloths and bag a ghetto friend of my called:
Estelle:
Hi,Kai Ming. Are you free today? Want to go watch a movie? PHOBIA2,but you have to pay for me.
KaiMing:
Oh Okok awesome,we going with Van too right^^ BTW What time is the movie?
Estelle:
Its at 1:30pm at eHub.So we meet around 1:15pm.

So the phone call ended and i rushed through everything and was ready by 1pm.
Guess what,that ghettophatass-kid lied to me.She just wanted me to go out.Spastic.HAHAHAHA
And she even confused Vanessa.I think i can call her LaLaLand from now on.cause she is like in her own world.LaLaWorld.And her best friends are from teletubies.TINKY-WINKY,DIPSY,POH and yes she is LALA.Retard~LOL

Random Jokes For The Day:
I was on the MRT passing by the Singapore EXPO the other day.And my friend asked me,what do you call a teletubie who has went to jail before?
ans:EXPO(ex-poh) FAIL~!

One day Snow White was walking in a magical forest on a magical path when she tripped and fell over a magical piece of rock on the magical path.Behin her was pinnochio(dunno hw to spell this dumbass's name) and he too tripped and fell because of the magical piece of rock.Pinnochio's magical face landed right on Snow White's magical ass.Guess what Snow White Said?
ans:OH,PINNOCHIO TELL ME A LIE! PASS~!

Yo Momma So Hairy She Sells Wigs For A Living~! PASS~!

Vanessa - Infected Eyes,Please Take Care. Haha. SlutFace.
Alicia - MarceloMarceloMarcelo,Ignore Me Right. Haha. China.
Estelle - XiaoPP,Watch 4Bia2 Lar. Haha. InDaHood.
Josh - Stone,Thanks For Teaching Me The Blogskin. Haha. Spastic.
Jimson - Jimfck,Stop Going Gym,Cock Will Become Smaller. Haha. Fckson.

Yea,today was my first deployment as an F1 Ambassador.
Being deployed at Orchard(just outside ION) there was alot of people.
Lucky Thing...We Were Well-Prepared And Well-Dressed? O.o

So the day started when i was approaching my destination and guess who i saw?
Alicia and her friends.There were like laughing at me.Guess its normal since i've been laughed at for ages.Haha

I was grouped into a group of 4 together along with 3 other ambassadors by the name of Stanley,GuangLing and Joanne.They were a funny and enjoyable bunch to be with^^

OMG,i feel so lazy to type... ...point-form it shall be
1.finish work at 9
2.walked to mrt with the other ambassadors
3.sat MRT and BUS with Joanne
4.got home
5.changed to my roller-blades
6.went out to meet a friend
7.could not get him on his cell
8.ask my friends,but they all didn't know any other ways i could contact him
9.ask my friend to accompany me while i was waiting for him under my block
10.FAILED,my friend didn't want to
11.FAILED AGAIN,my friend i'm suppose to meet didn't turn up
12.FAILED ONCE MORE AGAIN,cause i've learnt from the fact that "the once plastered relations are falling to pieces now"
13.got home and hear i am typing this post

SENTENCE ONE:
an understanding boyfriend is one who trusts and gives his girlfriend her time of her own and he is willing to do anything for her.
SENTENCE TWO:
an understanding friend is one who trusts and gives his good-friends their time of their own and he/she is willing to do anything for her.

(i'm starting to "understand" the "differences" very very very well,or are there?)
i feel my life experiences should be on http://www.failblog.com/ where people fail simple everyday tasks.
But everytime i feel i've done something really stupid or i missed an opportunity(many times) to do something good,what i learnt at the end of the day is that?

THE MORE FAILURES ONE TAKE,THE MORE HE/SHE LEARNS FROM IT.
surprisingly this phrase sounds so LOSER.But i'm still gonna stick with it~!

~I r teh loser-like to noobs to be pros~ - http://www.gg.com/

On IM You Swear
Because I Wasn't Aware

An SMS Or 2
All You Can Do Is Make Me Feel Like A Fool

A Meeting Of 3
You Want Me To Water Your Tree

An Hour Of 4
Succeded I Have? Or Did I Sour?

Months,By The Passing Of 5
You Know Me Well And Given Me Chance

Half A Year Of 6
I'm Shy And Fix

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2 Years And Going On The 3rd
I'm Still Here. You're Still Here. What We Both Felt Isn't Here.
Feel For Me As A Friend At Least... I'll Be All So Happy^^

To Me You're My Everything
To You I'm Just Something... ...

The Weighing Shadows Overpower My Desire
The Once Torrent Now Spacial Waves Pound Lightly Onto You My Dear

A Greenhorn I Feel
And All You Do Is Call Me Teal

Laughters Given,A Chance For Me To Shine
Laughters Taken,You Just Take It Like FINE

Prudent To The New Age
I Try My Best To Gauge
For What You Think Of Me
Is Nothing But Z

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